The
number of people high on drugs while watching the Tour De
France has doubled over the last five years, according to
shocking figures that have come into our possession.
A
drugged up reader, Mimi De Flories, emailed us to say:
"I
only ever watch cycling when I am high as a kite, it's
so boring otherwise."
It
is estimated that heroin users make up over 15% of the television
audience of the Tour De France at any given time. This figure
has risen sharply in recent years due to the growth of large
windscreen televisions which allow viewers to sit so close
to the screen that they can get the effect of close-to-the-ground-flying.
The
percentage of spectators on drugs is fast approaching the
percentage of competitors on drugs, according to documents
we found on the internet; but these are still 10 years away
from the percentages of television workers on drugs if the
growth of the last five years were to continue.
A
drugged up fan of the race reflected:
"If
drug taking is so common in the Tour De France, you've
just got to admire their balancing skills."
Note:
A number of our staff at theVoiceofReason.com smoked Cannabis
whilst at University. Whilst we are ashamed to admit that
we did inhale, we are proud to say that we coughed and vomited
for the following twenty-five minutes.
