Paris
Hilton, professional celebrity, has managed to pick up how
to play the harmonica while in prison apparently by the
process of osmosis, we can now report.
The
socialite discovered her new found ability while rehearsing
for an interview on the Larry King show.
A
spokesman for Harmonica's In Prison, told this web
site:
"What
you find with most inmates is that they either find God,
or they find they can play the harmonica after their stay.
In Hilton's case it seems like she picked up both, which
isn't bad for a 23 day stay."
Hilton,
who claims that she couldn't play the harmonica before going
into prison, can now play a number of blues tunes including:
-
"Woa Is Me, I'm So Weary Here On the Chain Gang"
- "Amazing,
Like, Totally Amazing, Grace"
- "Another
Shovel In My Hand And A Road That Won't Build Itself"
- "Jesus
Loves The Little Children"
- "Karma
Chameleon".
A
spokesman for The Association Of One Man Bands told
this web site:
"Well
she's got the harmonica down now, only the drums, cymbals
and tambourines and she could be on the fairground circuit
by the end of the year."
In
other Paris Hilton news: Apology. Yesterday we reported
that on her first day out of prison, Hilton locked herself
in the bathroom and slept in the bath. We have since discovered
that this might or might not have happened we have absolutely
no idea what she did on her first night of freedom but it
sounded kookie enough for us.
In
other other Paris Hilton news: As part of her new found
belief in God, Paris Hilton could change her name to Paris
Motel6.
