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World Exclusive
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The
first picture of 'Babyface' - Paris Hilton's cell
mate
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This,
above, is the first picture of Babyface 'Critter' Stranglelove,
Paris Hilton's cell mate, we can now reveal.
Hilton
admitted herself to the Century Regional Detention Facility,
SE Los Angeles, last night.
Hilton
will sleep in the special needs unit with only one cell
mate, we have been assured.
It
is estimated that her cell mate could make over $1mn in
any post detention world exclusive, more if 'anything juicy
happens'.
We
have found it difficult to find anything out about Babyface
because our reporters are scared of her.
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Babyface
attacks cell mate with head to the belly
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Babyface
is in detention for what is described as 'various strange
misdemeanors'.
Paris
Hilton told reporters at the MTV awards ceremony last night
that she was scared but was being really strong.
Babyface
lists her hobbies as: 'making cell mates cry', 'hiding stuff',
and 'shouting all-of-a-sudden'.