June 1, 2007
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Get Your Lindsay Lohan Crash Tree Souvenirs Here (As Seen On Ebay)

Lindsay Latest is proud to offer to our readers a selection of wooden gifts made from the actual tree Lindsay Lohan crashed into earlier this week.

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to own a souvenir of the actual tree that did its best to kill your favorite movie star. But failed.

Using only the highliest trained wood mechanics, using lovingly crafted actual chunks of wood taken from the tree which Lindsay crashed into, you can now be the proud owner of:


A 2 inch by 3 inch model Mercedes, lovingly chiseled out of wood from the actual tree Lindsay hit

A 1 inch by 1 inch, 1/8th inch thick, wooden key ring emblem with a picture of Lindsay Lohan lovingly stamped on it with an industrial printer

Door-stop: Never again let the door in your apartment slam shut, use a door-stop ironically made from the actual tree hit by Lindsay Lohan (Remember: If the tree this door-stop came from stopped her in a car, it will easily stop your door slamming! Bargain!)

"Don't Drink And Drive" fridge magnet made with 1/16th inch of bark from the actual tree Lindsay Lohan hit

DVD/CD Rack made from chip board featuring microscopic chips of wood from the actual tree Lindsay Lohan hit in her car


All of these and more are now available on Ebay and other quality auction sites.


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