theVoiceofReason.com
is proud to offer to our readers a selection of wooden gifts
made from the actual tree Lindsay Lohan crashed into earlier
this week.
This
is a once in a lifetime opportunity to own a souvenir of
the actual tree that did its best to kill your favorite
movie star. But failed.
Using
only the highliest trained wood mechanics, using lovingly
crafted actual chunks of wood taken from the tree which
Lindsay crashed into, you can now be the proud owner of:
A
2 inch by 3 inch model Mercedes, lovingly chiseled out
of wood from the actual tree Lindsay hit
A
1 inch by 1 inch, 1/8th inch thick, wooden key ring emblem
with a picture of Lindsay Lohan lovingly stamped on it
with an industrial printer
Door-stop:
Never again let the door in your apartment slam shut,
use a door-stop ironically made from the actual tree hit
by Lindsay Lohan (Remember: If the tree this door-stop
came from stopped her in a car, it will easily stop your
door slamming! Bargain!)
"Don't
Drink And Drive" fridge magnet made with 1/16th inch
of bark from the actual tree Lindsay Lohan hit
DVD/CD
Rack made from chip board featuring microscopic chips
of wood from the actual tree Lindsay Lohan hit in her
car
All
of these and more are now available on Ebay and other quality
auction sites.
