theVoiceofReason.com
has always prided itself on being an inclusive web site, which means that we sometimes
let the cleaners and the carpenters and the trash collectors have a say in how
the web site is run, and not just because they are cheap (which they are)...
it's because we are inclusive...
With
the seventh and, it is claimed, last, episode of JK Rowling's epic classic, out
in July, we ask how on earth will she manage to finish it all off?
Our
editors are already on record, about two books ago, predicting that Voldemort
is some kind of Darth Vadery Harry Potter's Dad type thingie - if we are even
roughly right then we want our money back. Only 30 days now before we find out
for real.
Here
our Harry Potter experts give us their views on how they think the saga will end...
(Spoiler
warning: Although we don't know how the saga will end, this page includes events
and terms that have happened earlier in the series that have not made it to the
films yet...)
Jacky
Smith, 37, office cleaner of cubicles and monitors, pdcomedy.com floor 6, and
theVoiceofReason.com floors 8-10:
"Professor
Snape, the Half Blood Prince, having supposedly killed Dumbledore at the end of
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, was only foolin'. Snape had to
look like he was against Dumbledore so that he could fool Voldemort who thinks
he's working for him. A bit like Jack Bauer in 24. Snape is actually working for
Dumbledore and the good guys. Killing Dumbledore was just a charade. Harry discovers
this by about page 700. By Page 705 it's all over in a big puff of smoke. Voldemort
is dead from shock at the news."
Henry
Milligan, 46, Office Supplies Manager:
"The
end of the ending: Harry, having seen off Voldemort, sweeps Ginny up in his arms
in a Richard Gere in An Officer And A Gentleman type way but in overly camp wizarding
clothes. I will cry for hours on end I can feel it now. Public outcry will force
Rowling to write another book."
Jenny
Jentile, 87, Head Of Corporate Finance, conspiracyclinic.com:
"In
the final episode of the Harry Potter saga nobody is who they appear to be. Everyone,
it transpires, has a bit of a Horcrux of someone who is dead hidden in them somewhere.
Luckily Snape is part Harry's Dad and they fight each other in a scene a bit like
in Fight Club when you find out the two main characters are in fact the same person.
It all ends eventually with all of the horcruxes resolved, apart from Elvis's
who remains missing. There will not be a book 8."
Please
send your prediction to editor@thevoiceofreason.com
We'll print the funniest/best ones...
Thanks
to ralphr1948 for sending in this prediction:
"Harry
will return to Hogwarts as the Defense against the Dark
Arts teacher. Professor McGonagall will become head of
Hogwarts. Snape will die as will Hagrid and Ron. Draco
Malfoy will ally with Harry to kill Voldemort. Hermione
will return to life as a Muggle."
