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June 24, 2007
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Glastonbury: Shirley Bassey Performance Ends With Massive Standing Ovation

Brilliant Bassey Belter

Brought to you by the International Music Guild Writers Press Association.

70 year-old diva, Shirley Bassey, left the Glastonbury revelers on their feet after a bravado performance, yesterday.

Bassey, wearing a red sequined dress which showed off one of her fine 70 year-old legs, belted out the hits such as "Heyyyyyyyyyyyy Biiiiiiiiiiggggggggg Speennnnnnn-doooooooooooooooo ooooooooo er", "Iiiiiiiii Ammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammm-mmmmmmmmmmmmmm" and "Iiiiiii Woooooaaaaa-aiiiiiiiiiaaarrrrgggghhhhhhhh Aaaammmmm Nothinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggg".

The three day Glastonbury festival, which ended Sunday, had the biggest number of ovations in Glastonbury history, according to our figures.

A critic of this story told this web site:

"As there are no seats around the music stages the audience for all of the concerts are in the standing ovation position throughout the performance. I can't see what all the fuss is about."

Out of the more than 170,000 festival goers who attended this years festival, over 98% were on their feet by the end of the performance.

In other news: Five cows died of a suspected drugs overdose at Glastonbury, police have reported. A person dressed as a yellow rabbit is being sought for questioning.

 

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International Music Guild Writers Press Association copyright warning: None of the words used in this story may be copied, reused or rewritten. All rights reserved 2007.

 

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