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Blu-Ray vs HD-DVD Let's Have A Heated Debate!!!
DVD Debate
Blockbuster
seem to have decided to stock just Blu-Ray discs from now on in their stores,
it's said to be the first big victory for the Blu-Ray High Definition DVD format
over its HD-DVD competitor.
But
which one will win, and which one will lose out?
Our
experts give us their views on the format that they favor:
"Is
Blu-Ray made by the same company that makes the delightfully odorous "Blu-Loo"
toilet water coloring detergent? (Just pop it in the toilet and flush and it turns
the water blue!!!) If it is then sign me up right away!!! My toilet bowl has never
been cleaner thanks to the guys at Blu-Loo. Well done for coming up with another
brilliant idea!"
"On
the one hand blue is my favorite color. On the other hand I do hate misspellings.
Is it too much to ask for Blu-Ray to be renamed Blue-Ray? Until this is decided
I will have to remain on the fence."
"Hic.
In early trials the HD-DVD format seemed to come up trumps with a much cleaner
image. Hic. Burp. Similarly, in those early trials the Blu-Ray quality had significant
image factorization which I personally found wanting. Ppfffrt. However, with the
prospects of a 200 gigabytes storage capacity on one Blu-Ray disc, and only 60
gigabytes in prospect on an HD-DVD disc, then the writing must be on the wall
for the smaller storage format. Hic. Then, when one discovers that only Universal
Studios are completely behind HD-DVD and the other major studios either actively
pushing Blu-Ray or are producing discs in both formats until a winner is decided,
it is difficult to see how Blu-Ray can now fail to flourish. Oooh. I'll have just
one more double-triple and that's my limit. Hic."
"I'll
be completely honest with you, I couldn't give a rats ass which format wins. I
am rarely in, I have a life! I couldn't program my VHS video recorder, what chance
have I got to program a second generation higher video device?"
"High
definition is massively overrated. I'd rather have a sack full of carrots."
"Hmmm.
Sign me up for both! I'll have one of each!! That'll do just dandy. Which format
will win? Quite frankly I can afford to back a loser and still be in the money!
Oh how I love capitalism in all of it's various shades! Ha Ha Ha!"
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