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June 26, 2007
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Tony Blair To Be Confirmed As Number One Terrorist Target In Middle East Later Today

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BREAKING ALPHA MALE JOB APPOINTMENT:

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The 'Quartet of Middle East mediators' are to appoint Tony Blair, the British Prime Minister (until 27th June 2007) as the number one terrorist target in the Middle East, we can now report.

We have been unable to find out what happened to the last 'Middle East Peace Envoy', so we assume he died all of a sudden.

In computer simulations carried out exclusively for this web site, Tony Blair's life expectancy is now believed to be about 6 months.

Tony Blair is perhaps best known as the butt of George W Bush's 'Yo' Blair taunts.

A consultant on a popular job search web site told our reporter that it shows what a good career move the Iraq War was for Tony Blair.

No Americans or British died.

 

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