BREAKING
ALPHA MALE JOB APPOINTMENT:
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Blair,
Tony Blair
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The
'Quartet of Middle East mediators' are to appoint Tony Blair,
the British Prime Minister (until 27th June 2007) as the
number one terrorist target in the Middle East, we can now
report.
We
have been unable to find out what happened to the last 'Middle
East Peace Envoy', so we assume he died all of a sudden.
In
computer simulations carried out exclusively for this web
site, Tony Blair's life expectancy is now believed to be
about 6 months.
Tony
Blair is perhaps best known as the butt of George W Bush's
'Yo' Blair taunts.
A
consultant on a popular job search web site told our reporter
that it shows what a good career move the Iraq War was for
Tony Blair.
No
Americans or British died.
