Chucksadaisy, a Paris Hilton impersonator, has offered to
go to jail for the ditsy celeb, we have discovered.
25, is one of 5 Hilton look-a-likees who have made offers
of help to the star so far...
look-i-likee offers we have been told about so far are:
"I'll go to jail for my hero."
"I'll do stand in media work for my hero and
keep all the money."
"Although I'm a doctor, I'll be a ditsy blonde
for 45 days on the tv for her money any day."
"I'll do anything for her as long as I don't
have to shave my legs."
"Why oh why oh why does everyone keep telling
me I look like Paris Hilton?"
offers/comments as we get them:
London: "I'm happy to water her plants while she
is in prison."
Maryland: "Who's Paris Hilton?"
Washington: "If sharing a shower room full of butch
hairy lesbians doesn't stop her driving without a license
then nothing will."
Harold: "Whoever gave Paris Hilton a driving license
in the first place is the real criminal in my opinion."