theVoiceofReason.com
May 9, 2007
The home of world comedy spoof entertainment +++ Hilton Hilarity
Spoof

Paris Hilton Look-A-Like Offers To Go To Jail For Her Hero, And Other Offers...

Hilton Hullabaloo

Honey Chucksadaisy, a Paris Hilton impersonator, has offered to go to jail for the ditsy celeb, we have discovered.

Honey, 25, is one of 5 Hilton look-a-likees who have made offers of help to the star so far...

The look-i-likee offers we have been told about so far are:

Honey: "I'll go to jail for my hero."

Maisy: "I'll do stand in media work for my hero and keep all the money."
Jenny: "Although I'm a doctor, I'll be a ditsy blonde for 45 days on the tv for her money any day."
Shaun: "I'll do anything for her as long as I don't have to shave my legs."
Mave: "Why oh why oh why does everyone keep telling me I look like Paris Hilton?"

Other offers/comments as we get them:

JH, London: "I'm happy to water her plants while she is in prison."

KJ, Maryland: "Who's Paris Hilton?"

DD, Washington: "If sharing a shower room full of butch hairy lesbians doesn't stop her driving without a license then nothing will."

GG, Harold: "Whoever gave Paris Hilton a driving license in the first place is the real criminal in my opinion."

 

RSS
XML
Other stories
For our latest stories click here
©theVoiceofReason.com
Don't stop searching for the truth. You certainly won't find it here.
"The home of truth entertainment", "The truth is in here" and "Uniting the world through sarcasm"(c) theVoiceofReason.com TM. World rights reserved. This is a comedy / entertainment site with a mix of real and spoof stories and special features.
Do you have a comment? Help us improve: editor@theVoiceofReason.com
Advert
When only cynicsm will do