has been helping the FBI with it's inquires after we published what we believe
to be this completely genuine picture of President Bush and a Turkey.
asked our readers for a suitably hilarious caption, but it appears that we attracted
more than the statistically acceptable number of entries by known terrorists.
now been cleared to publish the results here for the first time.
winner goes to Osama Bin Haladen for his entry:
guy on the left is saying to President Bush: "Mr President, do you have
a worm in your pocket? He's really excited to see you."
Bin Nosterferu: "The guy in the middle is saying: I just heard, Mr President,
Nancy sent me, you have a Turkey stuck in your fly? Yes I can see now. Don't panic,
Mr President I'll set up a Senate investigation commission into it and get back
to you in 2009."
Bin Smith: "The turkey, he is saying: Gobble gobble."
Bin Bush: "Bush is saying: ladies and gentlemen
of the press: This is the bird I pardoned yesterday for
Thanksgiving, he's just saying thank you."