John
McCain, Republican presidential candidate, has written jokes
for David Letterman, and helped in crafting some of Jay
Leno's off the cuff banter, according to sources last night.
This
surprising revelation follows an embarrassing lapse in McCain's
judgment, and deathly quiet from his audience, after he
told an old school breaktime joke involving Iran and bombs...
The
joke, above, immediately went to the top of the most inappropriate
jokes in the world top ten last week, topping the one about
George Bush, a feather, a bottle of tequila and a call girl
in leathers. We are unable to publish this top ten for reasons
of national security.
The
various items that John McCain is said to have worked on
for David Letterman include a top ten involving fish, and
various one liners involving Jimmy Carter's teeth.
A
spokesman who claimed he was working for Mr Leno declined
to speak on the record, but off the record he told us that
the allegations were completely true and asked us to consider
not publishing these damaging revelations. theVoiceofReason.com's
editor explained that the site is unable to not publish
a story as juicy as this one.
The
use of political jokes on prime time television in the USA
which are provided by candidates is widespread, but until
this story was published had never been reported on any
news outlet.
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Did
you know? Our spell checker asked if we wanted to change
John McCain's surname to moccasin's.
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In
other news: MTV accidentally played all of the edited
out swear words from music videos last night that they had
been storing up since 1998. No Americans died.
