Just
when it looked like the controversy surrounding the chocolate
Jesus in a Manhattan arts gallery couldn't get any worse,
it got even worse this morning.
The
controversial sculpture of Jesus made out of brown chocolate
has melted, we can now report.
What
was the chocolate Jesus, which is now a puddle of gooey
chocolate, was discovered this morning when security staff
turned up for work.
A
spokesman for the gallery told our reporter:
"I
have been asked to stress that the gooey chocolate is
just a puddle of gooey chocolate now and is not to be
referred to as a melted Jesus."
It
appears that the sculpture was temporarily moved by cleaners
last night and placed near a heater and then forgotten about.
The melting then took place over night.
The
same spokesman from the arts gallery told a different one
of our reporters:
"The
melting took about 5 hours. This morning all we found
was a puddle of chocolate."
We
have tried to contact the artist responsible for the original
chocolate sculpture but we couldn't get through to him when
we tried to psychically contact him last night. We then
tried to speak to the cleaner responsible but our reporter
didn't speak any English.
