theVoiceofReason.com
is offering you a once in a lifetime chance for you and
a partner (or you can nominate two other lucky people) to
win a part expense paid camping holiday to Baghdad and its
surrounds in May this year (2007).
During
this period of US Surge™,
with the vast majority of Insurgent's withdrawing to a safe
distance as they wait for the Surge to end, now is the best
time in the next fifty years to visit the splendid (remaining)
attractions that Iraq has to offer, while they still stand!!!
Visit
palaces, watch spectacular sunsets, talk to the locals and
stuff. All absolutely free (admission charges, food and
drink costs not included).
Winners
will be met at the legendary Baghdad airport by our guide
(where possible) and his donkey, and given their
free tent (where available), an environmentally friendly
wind-up lamp (where available), a four day supply
of tinned beans (where available) and a map of the
area (if possible). The guide (if available)
will then ensure you have the map (if available)
in your hand before suddenly disappearing into a side street
never to be seen again.
Simply
follow the clearly marked map (correct at time of printing)
or sign posts (correct at time of banging them into the
ground), guiding you through some of the most exciting
streets in the world to really discover modern Baghdad and
all it has to offer.
To
enter the competition, all you have to do is to tell us
why you want to go to Iraq, or why you want to send your
nominated couple to the area?
Send
your contest entry to editor@theVoiceofReason.com.
Judges decision is final, entry is free and is open to everyone
who passes all of the competition conditions, below.
Entries
already received:
"Oh
I am so depressed. Please send me to Baghdad I want to
die." CG.
"I
nominate by treacherous Ex Wife and her lover. If the
remaining insurgents don't get them, they look a bit Iraqi
so hopefully the US Surge forces will clear them up."
HG.
Conditions:
1)
Travelers must be proficient in at least two martial arts
to a minimum of black belt and be capable of killing with
a knife, or fork, at short notice.
2)
Travelers must have a provable proficiency in small arms
and rocket launching technology and have shooting skills
to a minimum of Marksman / Political Leader Assassination
Sniper ability.
3)
Travelers must arrange their own insurance and/or protection
whilst in the country. No liability can be accepted for
death or maiming during your trip.
4)
theVoiceofReason.com can make no guarantee of any of this.
5)
Winners will be decided by us, and our decision will be
final.
6)
Holidays organized by SuicidalHolidays4U.com. No liability
can be accepted by this website.
6)
Any other conditions we can think up later.
The
winner of yesterday's Win A Holiday To Zimbabwe was
won by Harry Smith of Oxford, England.
This
is a spoof and there is no holiday on offer.
