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Mar 25, 2007
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Win A Part Expense Paid Camping Holiday To Baghdad

Happy Holiday Horror

theVoiceofReason.com is offering you a once in a lifetime chance for you and a partner (or you can nominate two other lucky people) to win a part expense paid camping holiday to Baghdad and its surrounds in May this year (2007).

During this period of US Surge™, with the vast majority of Insurgent's withdrawing to a safe distance as they wait for the Surge to end, now is the best time in the next fifty years to visit the splendid (remaining) attractions that Iraq has to offer, while they still stand!!!

Visit palaces, watch spectacular sunsets, talk to the locals and stuff. All absolutely free (admission charges, food and drink costs not included).

Winners will be met at the legendary Baghdad airport by our guide (where possible) and his donkey, and given their free tent (where available), an environmentally friendly wind-up lamp (where available), a four day supply of tinned beans (where available) and a map of the area (if possible). The guide (if available) will then ensure you have the map (if available) in your hand before suddenly disappearing into a side street never to be seen again.

Simply follow the clearly marked map (correct at time of printing) or sign posts (correct at time of banging them into the ground), guiding you through some of the most exciting streets in the world to really discover modern Baghdad and all it has to offer.

To enter the competition, all you have to do is to tell us why you want to go to Iraq, or why you want to send your nominated couple to the area?

Send your contest entry to editor@theVoiceofReason.com. Judges decision is final, entry is free and is open to everyone who passes all of the competition conditions, below.

Entries already received:

"Oh I am so depressed. Please send me to Baghdad I want to die." CG.

"I nominate by treacherous Ex Wife and her lover. If the remaining insurgents don't get them, they look a bit Iraqi so hopefully the US Surge forces will clear them up." HG.

 

Conditions:

1) Travelers must be proficient in at least two martial arts to a minimum of black belt and be capable of killing with a knife, or fork, at short notice.

2) Travelers must have a provable proficiency in small arms and rocket launching technology and have shooting skills to a minimum of Marksman / Political Leader Assassination Sniper ability.

3) Travelers must arrange their own insurance and/or protection whilst in the country. No liability can be accepted for death or maiming during your trip.

4) theVoiceofReason.com can make no guarantee of any of this.

5) Winners will be decided by us, and our decision will be final.

6) Holidays organized by SuicidalHolidays4U.com. No liability can be accepted by this website.

6) Any other conditions we can think up later.

 

The winner of yesterday's Win A Holiday To Zimbabwe was won by Harry Smith of Oxford, England.

 

This is a spoof and there is no holiday on offer.

 

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