Story
first published in Celebrity DIY and Electrical's Daily.
Work
to electrically insulate the court room scheduled to host
the Phil Spector trial later in the year
advanced today with the arrival of the long awaited insulation
panels from China. The FXP7637 Flangeboard Electripanels
should be fitted in time for the trial to begin next month.
The
panels have been brought
in to electrically insulate Spector from the trial judge
and jury, without which it could be a frizzy hair day for
all those sitting in connected court units.
When
Spector is under pressure, such as when giving testimony
in the witness box, his electricity charge is believed to
increase to over 1000 volts (see picture above).
Trial lawyers are not believed to be affected as their desks
do not connect to the judge, witness and jury units, although,
were lawyers to accidentally touch the unit in which Spector
sits, such as during questioning, they too could become
temporarily 'frizzled'.
Our
expert in science and stuff tried to explain it to us like
this:
"What
Phil Spector is like is when you shuffle your feet back
and forth quickly on the ground on some carpets to build
up a positive charge and then you touch somebody and an
electric charge comes out of your fingers but in his case
it's all over his body and about a 1000 times bigger charge."
It
is claimed that Phil Spector is sometimes so positively
charged with electricity that whichever wig he has on his
head at the time can fly off hitting the ceiling and sometimes
staying there.
Phil
Spector is a part-time emergency source of energy for Los
Angeles Power and Light, according to reports we believe
we have seen in the New York Times.
Apology:
In an earlier story theVoiceofReason.com made a comment
apparently linking Mr Spector's appearance to popular cartoon
series of the 1970's, the Hair Bear Bunch. We are happy
to apologize for this comment without withdrawing it, and
have made a small payment in damages to a local Bear sanctuary.
