Cheney shrugged off his latest health problems declaring
that 'I'm never going to die.'
as the blood clot in his leg was named most influential
blood clot in the world by HemophiliacsOfTheWorld.com.
Cheney is now officially the illest living vice president
had 4 heart attacks, he needs to wear glasses, he has legendarily
poor hand-to-eye coordination (he once shot his hunting
buddy in the face thinking he was a quail),
and now has a blood clot in his leg.
is a picture of Dick Cheney grinding his teeth when under
Dick Cheney to die now we would not feel bad in the slightest
that we wrote this.
In a story we published on the 12th August 2004 we made
the following incomplete statement:
Cheney has been voted the pissiest politician in 2001
and 2002 for his angry outbursts in meetings to subordinates.'
have been asked to point out that Dick Cheney also won the
2003 title too.