a special treat for our readers this Valentine's day, we
are offering you the very very very small chance to win
a bunch of flowers from your favorite Hollywood star (alive
or dead). (Subject to the terms and conditions, below.)
you heard us right!
bunch of flowers with a handwritten card attached to it
with the name of your favorite Hollywood star on!
other web site could possibly offer that?
you have to do is think up a witty caption for the picture
best captions we have received so far:
The heart is saying: "Does my ass look big in this?"
The heart is saying: "Yes, I've had a boob job."
you can do better than that? Please send us your captions:
site links: Comedy Valentines Day Cards: 1
is a fun internet experience. The number of entries each
reader can submit is limited to 70,657,890. The judges decision
is final. The handwritten card as promised may not be available
in all areas, if it isn't you'll have to make do with a
typed or potato printed card. The Hollywood celebrity living
or dead that you choose as your Valentine is not responsible
for the delivery of the flowers and may have no knowledge
of the flowers were you to make contact with them by any
means including stalking.