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"I Knew Judge Seidlin
(Anna Nicole Judge) When He Was A New York Cab Driver..."
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Weepy Anna Nicole Smith Judge Taxi Traumas
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It's
the bizarrest court room scene we've ever seen which wasn't
from a TV series or movie. [Clip
here]
Before
being a Judge, Seidlin was a New York cab driver.
Our
panel of commentators assure us that they all used him way
back then, and here is what they think...
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"He
was a great driver if you didn't want to go anywhere
sad. I remember, back in the early 70's, I asked
him to take me to the cinema, but changed my mind:
'Love Story' was on, it would have been too much
for him..."
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"Good
old Larry! Love the man. Though I always tried to
avoid using his cab. The slightest thing would sometimes
set him off. Once he almost hit a cat and he was
inconsolable for hours whilst the meter was on...
Give the guy a TV series at once!"
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"On
the one hand it's good that judges have real feelings.
However,
on the other hand his performance was far too emotional
for me.
Personally
I would have got drunk up to my armpits and then
deliver my judgment.
I
would have been disbarred, but at least I would
have kept my dignity. Hic."
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"At
last a real life person as a judge. I do hope they
give him a TV reality show."
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"As
a rabbit I can never condone the viciousness of
cars which never hesitate to squish me and my ilk
at the most inconvenient of moments. However, on
the other hand, his decision was a good one, if
a little over emotional. You can't have everything
in life, although softer tires would help..."
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"I
am completely broken up. I j...u...s..t c..a...n...'t..
e..v..e..n. t...h..i.n..k o...f a...n...y.t...h...ing
to... oh woa is me.
Judge
Seidlin and me are like brot...h...e...r...s...
oh there I go again....
No,
I mean.. oh, no, sorry, I just can't...
Sorry.
Waaaaaaaa!"
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