George
Bush is now completely unparodyable, that is according to
an email someone sent us yesterday.
President
Bush - who has entertained us through the years with pretzel
eating to unconsciousness, riding a bike into a tree and
all of those hilarious Bushisms (the best ones are still
here
and the videos are here)
- is now officially believed to be beyond a joke by satirists
throughout the world.
A
spokesman for the Official Television Satirists League of
America told our reporter:
"This
is really serious, we've still got just under two more
years of Bush at the top and nobody has anything new and
funny to say about the president, I mean nobody.
In
all of my years laughing at the various presidents, I've
never seen anything like this.
I
mean with Carter we had his folksy comments, Reagan was
always only a slip of the tongue away from telling everyone
he was about to bomb the Russians, Bush senior left after
only one term so he was never a problem, and of course
Clinton was a satirists dream - especially for attractive
satirists with a vagina.
There
aren't even any new jokes about Laura, the twins, or even
Barney, they've all been done."
In
other George Bush news: George Bush is now the least likely
president since the invention of the motor car that anyone
would want to buy a used car from, beating Richard Nixon
into second place.
An
apology: We would like to apologize to Chinese Communist
Party member Ding Lo Pow for our story, yesterday, in which
we accused him of being involved in a hit and run incident
with a dog. We are happy to point out that the dog was his
own and that he managed to replace it with a new one that
looked exactly like it within two hours of the accident.
