theVoiceofReason.com
today is the first satire web site in the world to say "no
more".
We
say, let's help Britney through this trying time without
any more cheap jokes.
And
you can help us do this by not clicking on the link to this
story.
Thank
you.
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theVoiceofReason.com
would like to apologize for the previous item of sponsored
news.
