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"I
shaved all of my hair off once. And I mean all of
my hair. Not just my head hair.
I
think Britney took the easy step. Were
she to do a full body shave in front of the world's
media then I would say that she probably has a problem.
However, this commentator would gladly pay to see
it."
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"Why
oh why oh why didn't she just shave the middle of
her head and then have a combover? That surely would
indicate a breakdown."
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"I
have an idea. Why doesn't she shave all her hair
off and then put on that pink
wig she likes going out to the clubs
in?
That
way she can have all of the benefits of being able
to hear that lovely sound of hand-slap-upon-her-own-bald-head,
with all of the comfort of a full head of hair close
at hand? Hic."
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"Britney?
Bald? Has she got a CD coming out? A book? This
radical new look is simply to die for. Sign me up
for whatever the bitch is selling."
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"In
my opinion this is just the latest stage in the
Michael Jacksonisation of Ms Spears.
Within weeks expect veils and sandals and dark glasses.
And maybe a new monkey by her side..."
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"Britney
Spears was never my cup of tea, however at last
she has become interesting. A breakdown? Postnatal
depression has never looked more beautifully skinheady!
Bravisimo! I will have to get out my old Britney
Spears CD's and play them loud in my bedroom with
my girlfriends at my next sleepover, while clipping
their heads to a bald slappyness..."
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