owner of Tuftybuns the cat is the latest to come forward
to put in a claim for any "Anna Nicole Smith death-winnings
that may be on offer."
Jenny Flabbergasted (not her real name), the person making
the claim and the owner of Tuftybuns, told this web paper:
Nicole used to pet Tuftybuns for hours.
told me once that Tuftybuns was the only creature on God's
green earth that she could talk to and that she wanted
to make sure he was OK were she to pass on unexpectedly
in a hotel room all of a sudden and without any warning.
didn't want to adopt him, she wanted me to look after
Tuftybuns, but she told me that she would 'look after
us financially' if anything happened.
just so upset I never got her to sign anything to that
effect or get any witnesses to the conversation.
was her friend. Ten million dollars will do nicely."
related news: New York: A male Marilyn Monroe impersonator
was arrested last night for assault after being asked if
he was an Anna Nicole Smith impersonator.