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Feb 14, 2007
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"Anna Nicole Smith Was About To Adopt Me And My Cat, Tuftybuns"

Tuftybuns Trauma

The owner of Tuftybuns the cat is the latest to come forward to put in a claim for any "Anna Nicole Smith death-winnings that may be on offer."

Jenny Flabbergasted (not her real name), the person making the claim and the owner of Tuftybuns, told this web paper:

"Anna Nicole used to pet Tuftybuns for hours.

She told me once that Tuftybuns was the only creature on God's green earth that she could talk to and that she wanted to make sure he was OK were she to pass on unexpectedly in a hotel room all of a sudden and without any warning.

She didn't want to adopt him, she wanted me to look after Tuftybuns, but she told me that she would 'look after us financially' if anything happened.

I'm just so upset I never got her to sign anything to that effect or get any witnesses to the conversation.

I was her friend. Ten million dollars will do nicely."

 

In related news: New York: A male Marilyn Monroe impersonator was arrested last night for assault after being asked if he was an Anna Nicole Smith impersonator.

 

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