The
annual State of the Union address deteriorated into chaos
last night when the wrong person was introduced as President
of the United States.
As
this video, here, clearly shows, the president was correctly
announced but then a bald man steps forward ahead of Bush:
The
unknown man proceeded to give the State of the Union address
due to the ancient first come first served rules.
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State
Of The Union chaos last night
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The
ancient ruling in full:
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Ancient
State of the Union Proclamation
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That whomsoever stepf forward after being introduced
as the President of this here United Staytes of Amerika
to ye Houfe of Reprefentativef, shalt give thy address
to thy Houfe by his own mouth, dear Lord.
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The
State of the Union audience came to their feet on a number
of occasions when it was announced that police were to be
given free donuts, all military personnel will be withdrawn
from Iraq by next Thursday and that Simon Cowell is to be
extradited.