its been a busy week and our inbox has been red hot once
again! Thanks to all of our readers for taking the time
to write in!
number of our readers have been kindly emailing us to tell
us about a sure fire investment opportunity! Thanks guys.
Jillian Crosby, Latonya Marquez and Isaac
Parra all recommend the stock Ventana Medical Systems.
As they say, 'It's not a shit company'. Well, we'll pass
your advice on to our investment department as soon as we
OBrien emailed us yesterday to give us $777 to play
in a casino! My, that is an awful lot of slot machines for
us! Thank you matie!
of America seems to have forgotten our personal information
again! For the umpteenth time, guys, we don't have an account
with you!!! But even so, it's nice to know you haven't gone
Aline and Delila Krystal both write in to offer
us an unbelievable deal on replica Rolex watches. Hey girls,
we hate Rolex watches even when they are fully priced, far
too chunk for us! Thanks for the thought tho!
also, for the kind words from Breann Delila who is
concerned at the amount of sperm in our penis! But, girl,
up to 500% more? My that would be a sight to behold! Oh
and by the way, Breann, babe, all men have multiple orgasms,
darling, it's just how it works. Thanks for the thought
James writes in to tell us "Hi, my name is John."
Shaqir writes in to tell us that he doesn't care we
have a small penis. Thanks, Shala, we always love to hear
from you. Oh, and was the song 'Shala-la-la ding dong' written
for you? It's one of our favorite songs of the 60's!
keep those emails coming in to firstname.lastname@example.org