The
man who recorded Saddam Hussein's execution on his cell
phone and then leaked it out onto the internet, faces the
prospect of becoming Iraq's Prime Minister were he to be
convicted, we were told last night.
This
comes as news that the current incumbent, Nouri Maliki,
says he is fed up with the job after only 4 months, or 8000
deaths.
Why
it took Iraqi investigators so long to arrest the guy who
took the pictures on his cell phone is unclear, as it must
have been pretty obvious who was doing it - it was the person
holding his arm out in front of his body and walking up
and down the steps, guys.
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In
other news, Donald Rumsfeld took a relaxing afternoon walk
yesterday, and then took drinks by the fire with friends.
Dick
Cheney had a couple of leisurely beers and then went shooting
his friends.
Confusion
surrounded George Bush's activities yesterday. He either
played catch the ball with Barney, or catch the Barney with
Laura, depending on who you talk to.
