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Jan 4, 2007
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Plot Uncovered To Steal Heather Mills-McCartney's False Leg

Limb limbo

theVoiceofReason.com has uncovered a grisly plot to steal Heather Mills-McCartney's false leg as she goes shopping for Christmas presents in London.

The plot was actually uncovered weeks before Christmas but we sat on the story as we waited to see if anything interesting happened.

Our camera crews followed her throughout her various shopping expeditions for a month.

No attempt to steal her prosthetic limb were, thankfully, made.

 

Had her leg been stolen it would be yet another example of the increasing incidence of false-limb theft in London.

Thefts of false legs are still relatively rare, with thieves preferring to take the easier to steal-and-then-run-away-with false arms.

Stealing a false leg generally involves a complicated rugby-type tackle.

Prosthetic limbs can be melted down and made into other things.

 

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