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10
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For
those significantly lighter than you try The Double
Ankle Throw From Behind. Method: Grab hold of the
person with the gift you want to buy by the ankles,
then pull upwards hard from behind. They will fall forwards
letting go of the gift they are clutching - which will
fly through the air backwards into your arms. |
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The
Rear Naked Choke (not to be confused with The
Naked Rear Choke which should only be attempted
in the privacy of your own home). Don't
worry, you don't have to be naked to do this hold!
What the naked bit means is that you grab the shopper
by the neck from behind: as they don't have time
to defend themselves the hold is 'naked'. Proceed
to choke until submission, knockout, or shop closing
time.
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The
Flying Grapevine Over The Top Rope. Run as hard
as you can into the shopper with the gift you want,
tackle them with your arms outstretched hoping to
smash them to the floor. Grab the gift they are holding,
and run.
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The
Stamp Out. The person with the gift you want has
to be laying prostrate on the ground in this popular
professional wrestling move. (Best if your shopping
opponent is trying out a bed, or doing some motor
mechanics on their back.) Method: Stamp down hard
with your foot until they submit.
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The
Flying Belly Squash. Only really advisable if you
are very very big, and the person you are attacking
isn't. As the name of the move implies, run with all
of your weight focused in your belly, throw yourself
through the air at your opponent and refuse to get off
until they submit. |
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The
Flying Wedgie From The Front. A difficult move
to master, as one slip can make you look like you
are trying to grab the shopper by the privates,
but, once you are confident, grab and then pull
the undergarments hard from the front until submission,
or screaming like a little girl.
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The
Forearm Smash And Grab. One for shoppers who want
a quick in-and-out shopping- wrestling strategy. Avoid
being grabbed by the shirt and you can be away before
your opponent even hits the deck. (Ever wondered why
wrestlers just wrestle in trunks and boots? - Your questions
will be answered when you try this move and your shopping
opponent grabs your shirt before they fall and you have
run away.) |
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The
sucker punch and gift grab. One for experienced
street muggers here. It also helps if you have very
long arms, and the gift you are grabbing is small.
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The
Nose Lock And Squelch. Most old people quickly let
go of what they are holding when you apply a hard push
and twist to their nose. Make sure the ref (or store
security) don't see it or you could be disqualified!!! |
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1
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The
Chicken Wing Arm Twist. Even a small child can
apply this hold (perhaps really small children should
be given a bit of a help to begin with) push the arm
up the opponent's back until it breaks or submission
occurs.
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