John
Slazenberger, widely believed in media circles to be the
worst paparazzo in the world, has finally killed himself
after threatening to do it for 15 years.
Slazenberger
had just finished a shoot in New York in which, out of 5580
pictures of Madonna, none of them had the star in the frame.
The
following is a tribute to one of the most unsuccessful paparazzo's
in media history:
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New
York sidewalk. Madonna is about an inch above the
top of this picture
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'Madonna's
left ear', or 'Madonna in back seat of car'
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Madonna
out jogging with friend. Madonna is in green to the
left of the jogger in white between the car and the
back of the white vehicle in the foreground
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Madonna
has just jogged behind the blue car
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Madonna
has just jogged behind the truck, just out of view,
to the left of her jogging partner in white
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