decision on The Iraq Study Group Report will not
be made until George Bush has seen the movie based on its
findings, we have discovered.
spokesman told our reporters:
Bush has said that he would rather watch a movie of the
report rather than read the 84 page report itself.
urge movie makers to hurry up and complete the movie so
that President Bush can make up his mind sometime in the
Iraq Study Group Report calls for reconciliation, and
where better to start than with the American actors who
disagreed with the Iraq invasion in the first place?"
president has privately criticised the 84 page report as
being 'too weighty', with lots of 'long sentences' and 'no
roles are likely to be offered to those most critical of
the invasion, including Martin Sheen, Sean Penn and Michael