Dec 13, 2006
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Bush To Wait For Movie Of Iraq Study Group Report Before Making Decision

Bush would 'rather not read report'

A decision on The Iraq Study Group Report will not be made until George Bush has seen the movie based on its findings, we have discovered.

A spokesman told our reporters:

"President Bush has said that he would rather watch a movie of the report rather than read the 84 page report itself.

We urge movie makers to hurry up and complete the movie so that President Bush can make up his mind sometime in the new year.

The Iraq Study Group Report calls for reconciliation, and where better to start than with the American actors who disagreed with the Iraq invasion in the first place?"


The president has privately criticised the 84 page report as being 'too weighty', with lots of 'long sentences' and 'no pictures'.

Leading roles are likely to be offered to those most critical of the invasion, including Martin Sheen, Sean Penn and Michael Moore.


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