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Debate: Does Boiling Baked Beans Really 'Impair The Flavor'?
Culinary Cooking
Look
at the preparation instructions on any can of Baked Beans,
and it will say something like:
"Do
not boil as this will impair the flavor."
But
is this true? Or is this just an urban myth put about by
Baked Bean manufacturers to confuse and mislead? Our panel
of experts have their say...
'Baked
Beans are good for your heart.
The
more you eat the more you fart.
The
more you fart the better you feel, so eat Baked
Beans for every meal.'
That
catchy slogan was actually used in an advertising
campaign in Great Britain, unless I am completely
mistaken. I love 'em boiled, broiled or stewed,
it makes no difference to me player. Word.
Oh,
I always boil them at length. I love to see that thick
crusty bit on the top when they cool down. Yummy,
tummy, here they comey!
Hic. Baked Beans give me the wind like Gawd-blimey.
I don't want a fart with this hiccup, thank you
very much! There is nothing worse than a hiccup
and a fart together. It's like a dietary domino
effect. I have once had it so bad I didn't know
which way to face!. It was both painful and yet
delightfully erotic at the same time. Who put the
lights out again?
I
have not been able to eat Baked Beans since watching
that Mel Brooks classic, Blazing Saddles. Even the
smell makes me want to vomit theatrically, retching
at length and screaming uurrgghha aaaa iii ggggg rrrrrccc
iii ffssss aa, oh I won't go on....
I
love just opening a can of Baked Beans and then dipping
my spoon straight into the open can! I never cook
them. Cooking is for wimps.
Have
you noticed that the only difference between the spelling
of Naked Beans and Baked Beans is one single letter?
I am positively eroticised! I always prepare my Baked
Beans to the optimum consistence, not too hot, nor
too cold. Boiling is not for me!
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is this true? Or is this just an urban myth put about by
Baked Bean manufacturers to confuse and mislead? Our panel
of experts have their say...
