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Nov 21, 2006
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Tonight On Fox News: 'I Didn't Do It, But Here's How I Did It' Speaks To Ken Lay

Enron Confession

Former CEO of Enron, Ken Lay, who died suddenly from a heart attack after telling reporters that he had put his fate in God's hands, is to speak from the grave in the second episode of the controversial new interview program on Fox News, tonight.

In the interview, Lay explains how he never hid debits as assets in the accounts and then proceeds to demonstrate how he did it.

A spokesman for Fox News told this web site:

"If you have ever wondered what the real difference between the Heimlich Maneuver and a Full Nelson is then this is the program to watch.

Ken Lay is like an accountant's Vin Diesel.

Accounting theory Wow!!!"

In future shows: other guests are to include Adolf Hitler, Jeffrey Dahmer and Barney the White House dog.

 

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