Former
CEO of Enron, Ken Lay, who died suddenly from a heart attack
after telling reporters that he had put his fate in God's
hands, is to speak from the grave in the second episode
of the controversial new interview program on Fox News,
tonight.
In
the interview, Lay explains how he never hid debits as assets
in the accounts and then proceeds to demonstrate how he
did it.
A
spokesman for Fox News told this web site:
"If
you have ever wondered what the real difference between
the Heimlich Maneuver and a Full Nelson is then this is
the program to watch.
Ken
Lay is like an accountant's Vin Diesel.
Accounting
theory Wow!!!"
In
future shows: other guests are to include Adolf Hitler,
Jeffrey Dahmer and Barney the White House dog.
