theVoiceofReason.com
has been at the forefront of innovative internet Christmas
appeals since our inception in the smoldering dot com wreckage
that was the year 2001.
Past
appeals have included 'Free Throat Operations For The
Shrieky' and 'Guide Dogs For The Indecisive'.
We
have, once again, searched high and low across the world
for an appeal that really will make a difference, again,
this year...
This
year we aim to highlight the little understood plight of
Chocliqueuraholics.
Chocliqueuraholics
can be found in all social groupings in every country throughout
the world at this festive season.
Your
money will firstly help fund our Chocolate Liqueur Support
Service Drop In Centers, ensuring that those desperately
in need of their Chocolate Liqueur fix are quickly met,
before a program weaning those afflicted with this little
understood, but deceptively delicious, chocolate and alcohol
combination, can be put into place.
Chocliqueuraholics
suffer abuse from both chocoholics and alcoholics, and are
frequently kicked out of support groups as their affliction
is neither too chocolatey, nor too alcoholic.
We
say, no longer shall this discrimination persist!!!
Today,
research has proved that Chocliqueuraholics need
special attention quickly or their affliction could easily
become a gateway to more harmful substance abuse, sometimes
involving a Black Forest Gateaux dependency or a Cherry
Pie and ice cream addiction, coupled with a chilled desert
wine (such wines are being imported as we speak from France)
or possibly Champagne or Cava.
This
year's appeal aims to end this unfair discrimination.
No
longer will being addicted to Chocolate Liqueurs be seen
as a lesser problem to the giant problems of our time of
Chocoholia and Alcoholia.
Please
give generously, this time of the year is the loneliest
of times for those suffering from Chocoliqueuraholia.
