theVoiceofReason.com
has been at the forefront of innovative internet Christmas appeals since our inception
in the smoldering dot com wreckage that was the year 2001.
Past
appeals have included 'Free Throat Operations For The Shrieky' and 'Guide
Dogs For The Indecisive'.
We
have, once again, searched high and low across the world for an appeal that really
will make a difference, again, this year...
This
year we aim to highlight the little understood plight of Chocliqueuraholics.
Chocliqueuraholics
can be found in all social groupings in every country throughout the world at
this festive season.
Your
money will firstly help fund our Chocolate Liqueur Support Service Drop In Centers,
ensuring that those desperately in need of their Chocolate Liqueur fix are quickly
met, before a program weaning those afflicted with this little understood, but
deceptively delicious, chocolate and alcohol combination, can be put into place.
Chocliqueuraholics
suffer abuse from both chocoholics and alcoholics, and are frequently kicked out
of support groups as their affliction is neither too chocolatey, nor too alcoholic.
We
say, no longer shall this discrimination persist!!!
Today,
research has proved that Chocliqueuraholics need special attention quickly
or their affliction could easily become a gateway to more harmful substance abuse,
sometimes involving a Black Forest Gateaux dependency or a Cherry Pie and ice
cream addiction, coupled with a chilled desert wine (such wines are being imported
as we speak from France) or possibly Champagne or Cava.
This
year's appeal aims to end this unfair discrimination.
No
longer will being addicted to Chocolate Liqueurs be seen as a lesser problem to
the giant problems of our time of Chocoholia and Alcoholia.
Please
give generously, this time of the year is the loneliest of times for those suffering
from Chocoliqueuraholia.
