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Nov 29, 2006
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Britney Spears To Stand For US President

Political Maneuverings

Speculation that Britney Spears will stand for US president in 2028 continue to grow this week, after readers on a website voted overwhelmingly to support the singing superstar for public office.

Britney Spoof PregnantThe poll, on website TeenPregancy.com, says that 97% of its readers wanted the performer to stand for leader of the free world.

We are sure that a spokesman for Ms Spears would have told our reporters had we bothered to contact her:

"Ms Spears is keeping her options open.

We are talking 20 years in the future and it would be premature to declare our hand at this juncture.

We will rule nothing in or out."

Were she to become President, Ms Spears would be the first former member of the Mickey Mouse Club to become leader of the free world.

We have been unable to confirm rumors that her running partner will be Justin Timberlake.

 

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