of the United States, George W Bush, has called on standup
comedians to come up with a new nickname for North Korea
or its leadership, that will 'really upset them', we have
spokesman for the president said:
sound bite 'Axis of Evil' is no longer adequate
to describe what North Korea is, now that they have exploded
their first nuclear bomb."
to the US president say he has little other option but to
resort to 'extreme name calling', and is said to
be prepared to say things that no US President has ever
suggestions that have so far been submitted by the standups
North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il: 'Kim Kong' or 'Jong the
to North Korea as: 'North Korevil', 'Nasty Korea', or
'The Half Country Of Cunts'.
with the possible exception of the last suggestion, all
of these 'extreme names' are believed to be 'too weak' and
are likely to not even make the North Korean administration
even slightly bothered.
experts in diplomatic world-bating have told us that the
most likely next name to be suggested by the standup comedians
for the US president to use in his next address is:
Korea: The Grandmother Fuckers Of Fascism
understand that this sound bite has been suggested before
but was believed to be far too strong. However, it may now
be our only hope.