STRONG
LANGUAGE ADVISORY
President
of the United States, George W Bush, has called on standup
comedians to come up with a new nickname for North Korea
or its leadership, that will 'really upset them', we have
discovered.
A
spokesman for the president said:
"The
sound bite 'Axis of Evil' is no longer adequate
to describe what North Korea is, now that they have exploded
their first nuclear bomb."
Advisors
to the US president say he has little other option but to
resort to 'extreme name calling', and is said to
be prepared to say things that no US President has ever
said before.
Some
suggestions that have so far been submitted by the standups
include:
Calling
North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il: 'Kim Kong' or 'Jong the
Jughead'.
Refering
to North Korea as: 'North Korevil', 'Nasty Korea', or
'The Half Country Of Cunts'.
However,
with the possible exception of the last suggestion, all
of these 'extreme names' are believed to be 'too weak' and
are likely to not even make the North Korean administration
even slightly bothered.
Our
experts in diplomatic world-bating have told us that the
most likely next name to be suggested by the standup comedians
for the US president to use in his next address is:
North
Korea: The Grandmother Fuckers Of Fascism
We
understand that this sound bite has been suggested before
but was believed to be far too strong. However, it may now
be our only hope.
