Vice
President Dick 'No Brainer' Cheney has told this web site
that he is to personally supervise this year's Halloween
Party at the Guantanamo Bay camp.
The
party is to include 'aided' apple dunking, where prisoners
have their hands tied behind their backs and are 'helped'
by guards to bite into apples floating in the bowl.
Other
games include 'nail the tail on the prisoner' and trick
or treating where guards knock on prisoner's cell doors
armed with baseball bats.
Amnesty
International have criticized the party as yet another example
of the Bush administration's choice of semantics when describing
its policy on the torture that is going on.
Dick
Cheney has assured this web site that prisoners and guards
will be encouraged to enter in to the party in the spirit
of the season.
It
is unclear whether Cheney has arranged to go shooting during
his visit.
In
other news:
President
Bush mistakenly pardoned a pumpkin last week in what is
thought to be a Thanksgivings Day related mix-up, according
to unofficial White House sources.
