Oct 31, 2006
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Baghdad Bob To Head Strengthened White House Iraq Media Unit

History Repeats Itself (Again)

Baghdad Bob

Baghdad Bob returned to center stage in the 'newly strengthened' White House Iraq Media Unit last night, to help cover more of the positive stories in the new Iraq.

He started his first press conference with the following statement:

"The stories coming out of Iraq so far have give the impression that the US and their allies are losing against the insurgency. Lies and lies! God willing this new unit is set to prove the liars wrong.

There is no car bombings, everything is fine.

Just look carefully, I only want you to look carefully. Do not repeat the lies of liars. Do not become like them. Once again, I blame Al-Jazeera before it ascertains what takes place. Please, make sure of what you say and do not play such a role.

There is no commotion. We have taken the airport and have killed all the insurgents.

Tomorrow I will arrange for you all to visit the places of peace in Baghdad today. Everything is fine. Thanks you ladies and gentlemen."


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