We
would like to apologize to Vice President Dick Cheney for
yesterday's competition in which we published a picture
of a penis and then asked our readers to speculate who the
penis belonged to.
Out
of over 25,000 votes cast, the clear winner was Vice President
Dick Cheney.
After
a detailed investigation of the IP addresses and voting
patterns, we can now reveal that a Democrat loyal web site
was responsible for hijacking the vote, and we have therefore
little choice but to nullify the competition results.
Mr
Cheney will not be receiving the 'It's My Penis' trophy
and a check for $300.
As
promised, we have included a selection of the comments the
voters cast during the vote:
"It's
Dick's Dick!"
"A
disgrace! Only those in the 10-16 year old age range could
possibly mistake a picture of a squirrel's penis for that
of the Vice President of the United States of America's."
"Please
will you refrain from publishing any more pictures of
politician's penises."
"Not
half bad for a man with a bad heart."
"A
new low for your getting ever-more low brow web site.
I hope you are ashamed of yourselves."
"A
penis with the words 'NO Brainer!' tattooed across it?
Well it could only be one persons!"
The
correct answer was: The penis belonged to Mr Barney Rubble,
of television's Flintstones fame.
