Crabby, the world's angriest television chef, has told this
web site that he is to use the world's ugliest parsnip to
make the "ugliest soup the world has ever seen".
told our cookery expert:
Halloween just around the corner, I want to make a soup
that is truly terrifying, and what better starting point
than with the world's ugliest parsnip?"
will be adding some really ugly tomatoes, a hideous looking
onion and an obscene looking potato."
going to be the most terrifying vegetable soup ever made."
of the chef told this web site that, when cut up into pieces
and cooked for the soup that, even though made of ugly vegetables,
the soup will look like any other vegetable soup and won't
look scary at all.
we put this to Gordon Crabby he threw a number of saucepans
at our head.
threw them back and proceeded to choke him out until he