new reality show about to hit network TV is set to give overweight manual workers
their own chance at the big time.
Hairy Middle-Aged Fat Guy' is the search throughout the world for the ultimate
beer-bellied ageing fatso who has totally given up on his body, that you hardly
ever get to see on network TV these days.
director of the show, Pete Galliballs, told our reporter:
this age of obesity around every corner, it's time for youth and beauty to take
a back seat on TV for once.
is the first prime-time network TV show to feature just the male 50-65 age group,
all at least 50% overweight, and all in need of an industrial waxing all over.
me stress, this is hot in the sweaty sense, not hot in the let's get a room in
a motel sense. This is not intended to be fetish television, far from it, this
is a program intended to salute the hardworking everyfatman out there who just
happens to sweat a lot when he puts in an honest day's work.
this show Sumo wrestlers will look lean and mean."
winner will get $10,000 of personal hygiene products and a made-to-measure shower
critic of the show told our reporter:
idea is in danger of scrapping right through the bottom
of the reality television barrel all the way down to China.
It's time for reality TV to give up and go home back to
Holland where it all began."