theVoiceofReason.com
has been inundated by emails from our readers asking how posh an Australian State
Funeral could possibly be.
This,
after Steve 'Crocodile Hunter' Irwin's Dad (Bob) told reporters that a state funeral
for his son wouldn't be appropriate because he was just an 'ordinary bloke'.
In
a survey of locals in our pub,
87%
said they thought that an Australian State Funeral probably consisted of a few
tinnies, maybe a barbecue, and all set on the beach. (With 97% of that 87% saying
that if they were invited to an Australian State Funeral they would take their
swimming trunks with them to it.)
66%
said they wouldn't be surprised to see crocodile wrestling in an Australian State
Funeral.
55%
said they wouldn't be surprised to see a drunk official presiding over an Australian
State Funeral.
45%
said it was such a shame that Crocodile Dundee had died, although the fourth movie
in the series was really terrible although they hadn't seen it.
36%
said they thought that kangaroos would pull any carriages in an Australian State
Funeral.
