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August 23, 2006
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Star Trek Fans Say Captain Kirk Appeared In Ultrasound

Star Trek Shatner Shocker
Captain Kirk In Ultrasound
The Ultrasound that gave the Pulberry's a shock

Star Trek fans Dave and Jenny Pulberry were both 'shocked' and extremely 'happy' that the ultrasound of their new baby looks just like Captain Kirk.

"It's more amazing than my most wildest of amazing dreams" says Dave Pulberry, 43, from Minosotabread, New Pasco.

"We managed to get our ultrasound done on the cheap by an old school buddy. And boy does it look just great!"

Ultrasounds of Captain Kirk are rare, ones which show the bald Jean Luc Picard are much more common.

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To ensure the authenticity of this ultrasound we have the following testimonials which can be inspected in our Head Office during office hours*:

"I can confirm that the ultrasound has not been doctored in any witch way at all. No sirree."

"That ultrasound is just about as purdee and realistic in every fingerlickin' respect that I can ever think it could be."

"My, what an Ultrasound! Shatner has never looked more lovely."

"Yes I seen it."

"I am a doctor and I can confirm that the ultrasound, as seen on this page, is completely and utterly genuine and it just ain't a fake."

* It is with deep regret that we have to apologize that this website no longer has a Head Office. Complaints please, to our Head Office marked for the attention of the Editor.

 

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