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The
Ultrasound that gave the Pulberry's a shock
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Star
Trek fans Dave and Jenny Pulberry were both 'shocked' and
extremely 'happy' that the ultrasound of their new baby
looks just like Captain Kirk.
"It's
more amazing than my most wildest of amazing dreams"
says
Dave Pulberry, 43, from Minosotabread, New Pasco.
"We
managed to get our ultrasound done on the cheap by an old
school buddy. And boy does it look just great!"
Ultrasounds
of Captain Kirk are rare, ones which show the bald Jean
Luc Picard are much more common.
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To
ensure the authenticity of this ultrasound we have the following
testimonials which can be inspected in our Head Office during
office hours*:
"I
can confirm that the ultrasound has not been doctored
in any witch way at all. No sirree."
"That
ultrasound is just about as purdee and realistic in every
fingerlickin' respect that I can ever think it could be."
"My,
what an Ultrasound! Shatner has never looked more lovely."
"Yes
I seen it."
"I
am a doctor and I can confirm that the ultrasound, as
seen on this page, is completely and utterly genuine and
it just ain't a fake."
*
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website no longer has a Head Office. Complaints please,
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