A
fat woman has urged Mel Gibson to publicly retract his comments
in which he allegedly called a female police officer 'Sugar
Tits' during his now well publicized rant whilst being
arrested for DUI last Friday.
Patricia
Titsworth, the fat woman, emailed this website to say:
"Mel's
long road of apology to the Jewish community seems to
have begun. And that is all good and proper."
"Mel
even seems to have admitted himself to rehab, for which
we wish him well."
"However,
if he thinks he can get away with calling a female police
officer 'Sugar Tits' and get away with it then he deserves
a good, hard, running knee into his crotch."
"I
want to see him look into the camera and apologize to
'Sugar Tits' directly, and look like he means it."
Professor
of Apologies at Harvard told this website:
"This
is such a disaster I just don't know where to begin. Goodnight."
In
other news, it was confirmed last night that the arresting
officer was Jewish.
In
other, other, news ABC have said that it is to stop work
on a mini series being developed on the Holocaust by Gibson's
production company, Icon. We have been told not to read
anything into the fact that it has been working on the series
for two years and hadn't written a script.
Did
You Know? Our spell checker asked if we wanted to change
Gibson's named to Gibbon.
