witnessed what it claimed to be 'strange phenomena' in its
server room this morning after attempting to publish pictures
of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' baby, Suri, for the first
editor of the website told this reporter:
was sitting eating a donut and the lights went out. Then
a white apparition appeared, telling me not to publish
the pictures because Algahemza, son of Zeuteron, had decreed
it was too soooo-ooooon."
was a moment of silence while the editor finished his donut
and then he asked:
are you? What do you want?"
these questions were left unanswered by the apparition which
'hovered threateningly' and then disappeared, possibly from
whence it came, or it could have gone somewhere else.
was the first website in the world, earlier this year, to
publish illegally obtained pictures of baby Shiloh,
the Brad Pitt
Jolie sprog. It had hoped to do the same with the Tom
Cruise and Katie Holmes baby but strange phenomena has,
so far, stopped it doing so.
spokesman for The Church of Scientology was probably waiting
to answer our questions had we been bothered to call them.