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August 9, 2006
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Website Claims 'Apparition' Stopped Publication Of First Suri Cruise Picture

Suri Picture Surprise

theVoiceofReason.com witnessed what it claimed to be 'strange phenomena' in its server room this morning after attempting to publish pictures of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' baby, Suri, for the first time.

The editor of the website told this reporter:

"I was sitting eating a donut and the lights went out. Then a white apparition appeared, telling me not to publish the pictures because Algahemza, son of Zeuteron, had decreed it was too soooo-ooooon."

There was a moment of silence while the editor finished his donut and then he asked:

"Who are you? What do you want?"

But these questions were left unanswered by the apparition which 'hovered threateningly' and then disappeared, possibly from whence it came, or it could have gone somewhere else.

theVoiceofReason.com was the first website in the world, earlier this year, to publish illegally obtained pictures of baby Shiloh, the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie sprog. It had hoped to do the same with the Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes baby but strange phenomena has, so far, stopped it doing so.

A spokesman for The Church of Scientology was probably waiting to answer our questions had we been bothered to call them.

 

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