A
famous terror organization has told this web site that they
are trying to find out how Dell managed to get their notebook
batteries to explode so effectively.
A
terror spokesman told our reporter:
"We
have been trying to develop a machine with a 'this
machine will explode in 5 seconds' feature, like they
used to have in Mission Impossible. We could do a really
nice animated 5,4,3,2,1 display, but the banging bit was
surprisingly difficult. It looks like Dell has the answer."
In
other news: Following the Dell battery recall, the official
security threat of a person of Middle Eastern appearance
with a Dell notebook has been reduced from ultra very
high down to very very high.
In
other other news: Coca Cola is to bring out Coca Cola
Safe©™ for use exclusively on aircraft, set
to be released in September 2007.
Breaking
other news: Pepsi have just announced they are to being
out Pepsi Flame Retardant™®©, which
apparently not only tastes great, but can be used to put
out fires, including small nuclear ones.
