famous terror organization has told this web site that they
are trying to find out how Dell managed to get their notebook
batteries to explode so effectively.
terror spokesman told our reporter:
have been trying to develop a machine with a 'this
machine will explode in 5 seconds' feature, like they
used to have in Mission Impossible. We could do a really
nice animated 5,4,3,2,1 display, but the banging bit was
surprisingly difficult. It looks like Dell has the answer."
other news: Following the Dell battery recall, the official
security threat of a person of Middle Eastern appearance
with a Dell notebook has been reduced from ultra very
high down to very very high.
other other news: Coca Cola is to bring out Coca Cola
Safe© for use exclusively on aircraft, set
to be released in September 2007.
other news: Pepsi have just announced they are to being
out Pepsi Flame Retardant®©, which
apparently not only tastes great, but can be used to put
out fires, including small nuclear ones.