A
love struck computer nerd has said that he now feels embarrassed
after an email that he sent to a woman in the office whom he fancies, an email
that he specifically remembered asking her not to pass on to her friends, has
become the world's fastest passed on viral e-mail in history.
In
the email, computer technician, John Jones, 24, who admitted to hesitating for
hours before clicking on send, told the woman:
"Your
eyes are like the deepest, bluest, lagoon and, when the sun catches them they
twinkle with an otherworldly effervescence."
"Time
stands still and my heart skips a beat whilst I sit in your chair fixing your
computer."
"Your
radiance is like a cosmic aura and fills my soul with complete peace and tranquility."
"You
are like Christmas, Thanksgiving and a Computer fair all mixed into one sumptuous
package."
Jones
told our reporter:
"Oh
Gawd. I am young and I suppose I will have to ride this one out. I am a romantic
and not creepy at all, honestly.
I suppose that the email could be seen as being a little cringey in places. I
don't know her very well, and was just trying to break the ice. I just felt poetic
and romantic and I thought I would give it a go - it must be the hot weather we
are having at the moment.
I
suppose now that this email, which I definitely asked
her not to send on to anyone, has become the hottest viral
email in history, then the relationship isn't going anywhere.
Sigh..."
