Comments
made to police officers by actor Mel Gibson during his arrest for drink driving
this week, have come to the attention of the Lebanon authorities, we have learned.
A
spokesman told us:
"The
comments were very encouraging and the least we can do is to name a street after
him."
Signs
for Mel Gibson Avenue were quickly erected under cover of dark last night.
Israeli
secret service quickly rushed out new aerial maps of Beirut which included the
position of Mel Gibson Avenue.
Mel Gibson Avenue was promptly flattened to the ground at 0400 this morning.
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| Mel
Gibson Avenue, Beirut, this morning |
We
have decided not to repeat what Gibson actually said to arresting officers as
all our readers can read it for themselves on website tmz.com.
A
video tape of Gibson ranting whilst being breath-tested by police has a current
street value of $20,000.
In
other news. Entertainment. Lethal Weapon was the most popular foreign movie in
the Gaza strip last week.
