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"Oh,
the beautiful game! Delightful. It's like a cross
between ballet and sport. I say, neither football
and soccer are an adequate moniker for this sheer
joy of a game. I say call it Pirouette Ball !"
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"Why
do they call it Soccer? Does anyone know? Football
seems a better name considering you can only kick
the ball with your foot. Oh and you can header the
ball too. How about a compromise? Fooheaball ?"
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"I
am an American and football will always be football,
and soccer will always be a game for the girls.
Who put the lights out?"
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"I
never knew there was a game called soccer. It sounds
quite violent. Is it derived from 'sock her'? And
it's played by men? Typical. Well I'll not be making
the drinks at half time so don't even ask."
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"I
played soccer at school and really enjoyed it. There
were generally fewer injuries than when we played
rugby, but more injuries than in the ultimate fighting
lessons. I went to a tough school: the number of times
I had a carrot and an onion stuck up my ass was incredible.
I still can't look at an Irish stew without shuddering."
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"I
don't care either way. I am a badminton man myself
and love nothing better than banging my shuttlecock
over the net! Hurrah!"
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