A
reader asks: "I am choreographing a Broadway Musical.
I am torn between "kick turn turn turn kick turn"
and "turn hop kick, turn, kick kick kick turn? Which
to use?"
Our
Staff Psychic responds: "Neither. Try Kick kick kick
hop turn turn turn lunge, clap!"
A
reader asks: "I simply can't be bothered to watch the
second season of Lost, how does it end?"
Our
Staff Psychic responds: "I see lots of water. Fire.
Crashy-stuff and punching to the nose of a chisel-jawed
actor. And, wait, the cliffhanger... for season three....
involves the girlfriend of the monster they found in the
first season..."
A
reader asks: "I have a long, uncovered, position in
pork bellies. Should I sell, or cover my position and lock
in my profits?"
Our
Staff Psychic responds: "You made a profit on that
position? Who are you trying to kid?"
A
reader asks: "Who put the dogs out?"
Our
Staff Psychic responds: "I can see a heavily set
muscular man with tattoos..."
A
reader asks: "Oh great one (BTW is that the right salutation?
I have never emailed a psychic before?), does this color
green I am thinking about right this minute, go with my
sofa?"
Our
Staff Psychic responds: "Yes 'Oh Great One' works
for me, as does 'Oh Master', and 'Your Great Benevolence'.
Even though you have not sent me any color swatches with
your request, yes, I see that the colors match perfectly."
A
reader asks: "Is Elvis Presley my father?"
Our
Staff Psychic responds: "Yes he is."
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