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June 6, 2006
The home of world comedy spoof entertainment +++ Pitt-Jolie Baby Pic 2
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Baby Picture Number 2

Happy 8th day birthday to Shiloh

We are pleased to report that our world exclusive method of Entertainment Journalism Thuggery®™ has now resulted in us being the first web site in the world to offer it's readers the second ever picture of Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt.

theVoiceofReason.com has already won admiration from underworld paparazzo and biff-reporters for our world exclusive picture of Shiloh's left hand [here].

Today, following a torturous negotiating process in which we actually had to torture people, we have now obtained a second picture, this time of her left foot.

Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt's left foot
Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt's left foot?

theVoiceofReason.com extends its heartfelt sympathy to all of the torture-ees, and their family and friends, that we had to hurt, both physically and emotionally, to get this picture.

theVoiceofReason.com fully intends to sign up to the Geneva Convention on picture journalism in due course.

theVoiceofReason.com assures it's torture-ees that it uses only the finest, most up to date, methods of torture being developed today.

The torture meted out was done in a nut free environment.

We would like to thank the people of Namibia for their tolerance during this trying time of international picture demand.

Other related Shiloh picture stories:

First Picture of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's Baby, Exclusive

Apology To People And Hello! Magazine For Publishing The Shiloh Baby Pictures Before They Did

 

 

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