We
are pleased to report that our world exclusive method of
Entertainment Journalism Thuggery®™
has now resulted in us being the first web site in the world
to offer it's readers the second ever picture of Shiloh
Nouvel Jolie Pitt.
theVoiceofReason.com
has already won admiration from underworld paparazzo and
biff-reporters for our world exclusive picture of Shiloh's
left hand [here].
Today,
following a torturous negotiating process in which we actually
had to torture people, we have now obtained a second picture,
this time of her left foot.
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Shiloh
Nouvel Jolie Pitt's left foot
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theVoiceofReason.com
extends its heartfelt sympathy to all of the torture-ees,
and their family and friends, that we had to hurt, both
physically and emotionally, to get this picture.
theVoiceofReason.com
fully intends to sign up to the Geneva Convention on picture
journalism in due course.
theVoiceofReason.com
assures it's torture-ees that it uses only the finest, most
up to date, methods of torture being developed today.
The
torture meted out was done in a nut free environment.
We
would like to thank the people of Namibia for their tolerance
during this trying time of international picture demand.
