"Tuesday
6th June 2006 (6/6/6) is going to be the evilest day this
millennium",
that
is according to internationally acclaimed devil worshipper,
and sous-chef, Winston Smith.
He
continued:
"I'm
not sure what's going to happen on Tuesday, but I sure
am glad I'm not a virgin."
His
partner in evil, Eunice Jones, added:
"Tuesday
6th June 2006 will make Halloween look like a picnic."
Ms
Jones is advising children, and other virgins, to take care
and not treat Tuesday 6th June 2006 as just another Halloween:
"Virgins,
are advised not to go out trick or treating, it's simply
too evil."
The
government has offered the following advice to virgins on
6th June:
- Stay
indoors with lots of warm blankets.
- Ensure
you have enough food and water to last all day.
-x-x-x-x-x-
And
finally... it's not all gloom and doom.
According
to an expert in horoscopes, it could be a whole lot worse:
6th June 2006 occurs on a Tuesday, which is only the second
day of the week. Had it fallen on a Saturday, or the 6th
day of the week, then we could have been talking about Armageddon
and not just complete bedlam.
Have
a nice day.
