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June 6, 2006
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6th June 2006: The Evilest Day Of the Millennium? Virgins Warned

The Real Damien Day

"Tuesday 6th June 2006 (6/6/6) is going to be the evilest day this millennium",

that is according to internationally acclaimed devil worshipper, and sous-chef, Winston Smith.

He continued:

"I'm not sure what's going to happen on Tuesday, but I sure am glad I'm not a virgin."

His partner in evil, Eunice Jones, added:

"Tuesday 6th June 2006 will make Halloween look like a picnic."

Ms Jones is advising children, and other virgins, to take care and not treat Tuesday 6th June 2006 as just another Halloween:

"Virgins, are advised not to go out trick or treating, it's simply too evil."

The government has offered the following advice to virgins on 6th June:

  • Stay indoors with lots of warm blankets.
  • Ensure you have enough food and water to last all day.

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And finally... it's not all gloom and doom.

According to an expert in horoscopes, it could be a whole lot worse: 6th June 2006 occurs on a Tuesday, which is only the second day of the week. Had it fallen on a Saturday, or the 6th day of the week, then we could have been talking about Armageddon and not just complete bedlam.

Have a nice day.

 

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