In
yesterday's exclusive report [here]
we revealed, for the very first time on any web site in the world, that Leonardo
Da Vinci was a woman who pretended to be a man so that she could get a job as
an artist.
We
showed compelling evidence that Da Vinci coded this fact into a number of his
paintings, such as The Last Supper in which he made Saint John into a woman and
put a V sign between Jesus and John (the V sign means woman because it looks like
a vag**a).
We
can exclusively reveal here, for the first time, that in Da Vinci's diaries that
were written when she was 7 years of age, we come across repeated references to
a Doris.
| Excerpt
from the Da Vinci diary: |
"mummy
del mummy del mummy! Non ho rimbalzato mai prima questo high!" La
madre ha guardato felicemente me ed ha detto: "Doris, non salta in modo da
su colpirete la vostra testa!" |
| Translated
into English: |
| "Mummy
mummy mummy! I have never bounced this high before!" Mother
looked happily at me and said: "Doris, don't jump so high you'll hit your
head!" |
| Excerpt
from the Da Vinci diary: |
Non
è un wonder, padre, che un'ape di bumble può volare così?
Immagini appena quanto buon sarebbe affinchè un uomo voli con gli uccelli!
Sì,
Doris, ma gli uomini è molto più pesanti delle api. Volontà
ha bisogno delle ale il formato delle montagne! |
| Translated
into English: |
| Isn't
it a wonder, father, that a bumble bee can fly so? Just imagine how good it would
be for a man to fly with the birds! Yes,
Doris, but men are much heavier than bumble bees. They will need wings the size
of mountains! |
We
showed our evidence to a man who told us that he was convinced that the person
being addressed in both of these excerpts, was a girl named Doris and not a boy
called Leonardo.
Thus
finally dismantling the ages old conspiracy that Leonardo Da Vinci was a man.
